Let’s see if this style gains any traction.  A lot of thoughts pop into my head every week, so let me try to condense them into bite-size quotes on a quasi-weekly basis.

Why do most Japanese adaptations of anime look like made-for-TV-soap-operas?

Which director should play the villain in the next Jack Reacher?  I vote for Scorsese.

Don’t fuck me Bilbo. Don’t you ever try to fuck me.

Seriously, why did Gandalf emotionally blackmail and almost physically force Bilbo on a dangerous quest?

Why is Ryan Reynolds trying to act like a tough action hero in Safe House?  Is it supposed to be a comedy?